don't be dead

26th March 2012

Chat reblogged from twat with 28,533 notes

• president snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
• peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
• haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
• effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
• haymitch: THAT I'LL
• MAKE A VICTOR
• OUT OF YOOOUUUU
• effie, octavia, portia and flavius: stylish as the capitol-
• cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
• haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
• effie: you are a spineless
• octavia and portia: PALE
• flavius: and pathetic lot
• haymitch: aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE
• SOMEHOW I'LL
• MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
• katniss: um

Tagged: oh godthis is wonderful

Source: helletubbies

25th March 2012

Chat reblogged from When the Day met the Night ~ with 2,756 notes

The Blind Banker: A Summary

• Dogged Nice Guy: radiating unrequited love
• Soo Lin: Please stop standing outside my flat at midnight with a boombox. The neighbours complain.
• ~LATER TIME~
• Soo Lin: packing up
• OMINOUS RUSTLING
• Statue: boo you whore
• Soo Lin: MOTHER OF GOD
• -THEME MUSIC BREAKING IT DOWN-
• John: I gon buy me some lettuce
• Checkout: lolno
• -221B-
• Sherlock casually having a late morning near death experience with an armed assailant in his own flat
• -SHOPS-
• John: work, you box of crap
• Checkout: hell nah bitch no lettuce for you
• John: WHORE OF A THING fuck this I'm out keep the fucking lettuce
• Checkout: VICTORY FOR MY PEOPLE
• -BACK AT HOME-
• John: honey I'm home
• Sherlock: oh hello John I was just reading this book hmm yes where are the groceries
• John: fucken chip and pin machines
• Sherlock: ... I see.
• John: listen Sherlock this is really out of character for me which shows kind of how desperate I am but if you could lend me a couple of fivers -
• Sherlock: let's go to the bank
• John: that was quick
• -BANK-
• Sebastian: Hi, I'm a douchebag
• Sherlock: This is my -
• John: I'M NOT HIS BOYFRIEND
• Sebastian: Yeah lol no one would want to be his boyfriend
• Sebastian: We all hated him in uni
• Sebastian: ahaha what a freak right
• Sherlock:
• Sebastian: so buddy help me out here
• -cctv time-
• Sebastian: weird as fuck right
• Sherlock: dancing
• John: at least I get money woah there are a lot of zeroes there
• -VAN COON'S APARTMENT-
• Sherlock: HAY GURL HAY SO LOL I LEFT MY KEYS IN MY FLAT COULD YOUR GORGEOUS SELF BUZZ ME UP
• Woman: sounds legit
• Sherlock: invetigation in progress
• John: let me in, you dick
• Sherlock: Ooh, a dead body! I CALL IT
• -CALL IN THE POLICE-
• Dimmock: Lestrade was eating a bagel so they sent me instead
• Sherlock: what
• Dimmock: -authoritative glare-
• Sherlock: who does this bitch think he is
• Dimmock: obviously this is a suicide
• Sherlock: Obviously you're an idiot
• Dimmock: what
• Sherlock: more dancing
• John: I have no explanation or apology for my friend's behaviour
• -CLASSY RESTAURANT-
• Sebastian: you just ruined the punchline of my Japanese golfer joke
• Sherlock: Seb a guy just got killed
• Sebastian: searching for a fuck to give
• John: what a wanker
• -GETTING A JOB AND A GIRL AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE I'M JOHN WATSON-
• Sarah: giggling and twisting my hair round my finger
• John: boooobbs
• -221B-
• Sherlock: WHERE WERE YOU
• John: ...out
• Sherlock: I NEEDED A PEN
• Sherlock: "SHE" WHO IS "SHE"
• Sherlock: IS THAT WOMAN I SMELL ON YOU
• -POLICE STATION-
• Dimmock: no way is voldemort back
• Sherlock: are you shitting me how dumb are you
• John: listen up you dumb fuck people are getting murdered
• Dimmock: pics or it didn't happen
• -INVESTIGATING-
• Sherlock: codes library advice
• Happy-slapping hoodie with ASBOS and ringtones: nope. SHIT COPS
• John: wait what
• cops: caught you bitch
• -LATER-
• John: sherlock you are the worst friend ever
• Sherlock: shush John I'm thinking about murder
• John: verbal keysmash of rage
• Sherlock: that's cute now come and help me with shit
• -more investigating-
• YOU WANT LUCKY CAT? TEN POUN' ONLY TEN POUN' VERY CHEEAAAP
• Sherlock: smugglers
• John: I need food
• Sherlock: dancing around a flat
• John: HEY I'M SHERLOCK HOLMES AND I'M A MASSIVE DICKHEAD
• Assailant: ninja attack
• Sherlock: choking - not breathing
• John: OH MY GOD SHERLOCK YOU ARE SUCH A DOUCHEBAG
• -TRAIN TRACKS-
• John: SHERLOCK I FOUND CODES shit where did they go
• Sherlock: DANCE WITH ME
• John: sherlock this has to stop -
• Sherlock: IT'S FOR SCIENCE
• John: sherlock if we danced together it would be gay, they'd never make that canon, I mean dancing in a ballroom in formal gear in the middle of a case and in plain sight of everyone else, that would NEVER HAPPEN
• -MUSEUM-
• Soo Lin: suttering heavy accented speech about smuggling rings and codes in books
• NOISE OUTSIDE WHICH INDICATES SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE IN THIS SCENE
• Sherlock: RUNNING
• John: Sherlock get your arse back here
• Soo Lin: dead
• Sherlock: ok we need books
• -BOOKS-
• John: I need sleep oh fuck work
• Sarah: that was unprofessional
• John: I'll make it up to you with a date
• Sarah: SURE
• -221B-
• John: I have a date!
• Sherlock: I didn't know we were going out tonight
• John: no Sherlock just
• John: no
• -CIRCUS-
• Sherlock: Hello I'm John's other sexual partner
• Sarah: what
• Sherlock: I meant flatmate. Flatmate is the thing I meant.
• John: sherlock please just fuck off and let me get sex
• CHINESE SPEAR TRICKERY
• Sherlock: snooping around backstage
• NINJA ATTACK
• Sarah: BEATS THAT GUY THE FUCK UP WITH MOTHERFUCKING LEAD PIPING
• -221b-
• Sarah: I'm hungry
• John: me too
• Sherlock: I COULD BE HUNGRY IF I WANTED TO BE
• Sarah: what's this?
• Sherlock: I COULD HAVE BOOBS IF I WANTED
• Sarah: just pointing out something that Sherlock Holmes didn't notice
• sherlock:
• Sherlock: bitch
• Chinese man: KIDNAPPING
• Sherlock: JOOOOOHHHHNNNNN
• -TUNNEL-
• General: GIVE US THE PIN MOTHERFUCKER
• John: what
• General: YES SHERLOCK HOLMES WE HAVE YOU NOWWW
• John: what
• General: FINE WE'LL JUST KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
• John: WHAT
• Sherlock: sup bitches
• INTENSE FIGHTING AND NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
• Sarah: crying
• John: I promise I'll pay for the therapy
• -domestic breakfast at 221B-
• Sherlock: jade pin smuggling ring
• John: foooood
• -ELSEWHERE-
• General: sorry I fucked up
• Mysterious antagonist: that's sweet but I'm still killing you. SEB, GET ON IT

Tagged: oh godperfect

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